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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Overheard in NY: Internal Monologue Edition

Possibly homeless man on 18th St, pointing at my chest: Great. Tits.
Me: Joke's on you! One of these bitches is plastic, the other is wool.

It's called l'esprit de l'escalier, mofos.

2 comments:

  1. Haha this made me laugh so much, I love your attitude!

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  2. This is wonderful. Seriously wonderful.

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